How to Prepare for the ski season-aka-Why I don’t ski very often.

This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season
and to remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in
freezer for half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills
to warm up.
9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the [...]